"I Want to Love You Tender" (Danny & Armi)

If you mixed ABBA, Star Wars, all that is unholy in disco, and a Richard Simmons exercise video, you'd end up with this Finnish duo.

0:05 - ...yeah.

1:05 - Conga line doing a mass of lawnmowers

1:22 - They're coming to get you!

1:31 - Hi. Goodbye now.

1:35 - If the Hindu goddess Kali wore polyester

1:39 - And did hip thrusts.

1:46 - DANCE BREAK!

1:53 - Shh! They're conspiring!

1:58 - Lady being abducted while bystanders heartlessly skip away.

2:10 - No, I will not let you be my loving panda. Pandas are less hairy than you.

2:54 - Please, nobody do this at my wedding.

3:06 - This is the most androgynous group I've ever seen in my life. I seriously cannot tell who is male or female.

3:13 - There's got to be a name for this in the land of exercise videos.

3:19 - "Bye! Enjoy your lack of oxygen in space. Watch out for that Winnebago!"

"The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" (Leonard Nimoy)

Leonard Nimoy still wears his Spock haircut even here, yet he is the only one in this video WITHOUT pointy ears as the RBDs waddle around and don't even TRY to lipsynch.

Wouldn't "The Lord of the Rings" be so much cooler if it was like this?


0:28 - Ladies, I shrug even HIGHER at the existence of this song.

1:10 - Shameless stripping of assorted monsters, who apparently wear clothes

1:15 - Whack-a-Gollum!

1:35 - Men, please note: Singing this does NOT actually attract women. Don't try this at home.