"These Boots Are Made for Walkin' " (Nancy Sinatra)

Boots with long skinny heels are NOT made for walkin'. They're made for looking catty, rupturing Achilles tendons, and possibly impaling ex-boyfriends.

0:11 - There's too many of them! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

0:17 - The Bootipede continues on.

0:46 - "BEACH PARTY! OMG!" "Let's scamper!"

0:52 - This isn't actually a dance move. It's the "self-chiropractor," best for straightening out the back after attempting to walk around in skinny-heeled boots.

0:59 - Because pants are overrated.

1:26 - For boots made for walkin', the arms really are doing most of the work here.

1:38 - These boots are so painful that the dancers had to engage in spontaneous yoga classes.

1:39 - However, Nancy didn't get the memo. She's teaching Zumba A-Go-Go.

2:07 - You ain't had time to learn Upward-Facing Dog.

2:12 - Yeah, you'll need to stretch all you can, ladies.

2:20 - NO! It's the Hobbits from Leonard Nimoy's video!

2:35 - "I said, 'Boots, start walkin'. Not 'hoppin!'"

2:41 - The phalanx, ancient unstoppable battle formation, had nothing on this.

"The Clapping Song" (Shirley Ellis)

Sort of a graphic song if you think about it, but then again, many kids' songs are ("The steamboat went to Heaven, Miss Suzy went to Hell...")

"Dancing With the Stars" did a group dance to this song, which had plenty more hilarious '60s dance moves (which I secretly love, by the way. I wish I grew up then. Then I'd actually be considered a GOOD dancer).

0:00 - More human bells!

0:23 - You'll be seeing these ladies convulsing throughout the song and wiggling their rears like no tomorrow. Bet it burns a lot of calories. Maybe if people still danced like that, we wouldn't have an obesity epidemic.

2:03 - Way to NOT DO ANY OF THE THINGS SHIRLEY IS SINGING ABOUT.

2:04 - This reminds me of the dancing from "A Charlie Brown Christmas." Well, both WERE 1965.