"Star Wars" (made in France)

Four C-3P0s in gold lamé stretch pants duet with a quartet of equally bizarre Darth Vaders on a TV show in France. Unfortunately, the ridiculous backup dancers here are ridiculous FEATURED dancers.


0:26 - Up, up, and away!

0:42 - Tai Chi for robots? I'd say "human bells," but they're not human.

0:48 - Robots. Doing the Robot. Yup.

0:52 - Harakiri? Sounds good.

0:59 - Stop flashing me, Vaders!!

1:38 - Sparks literally fly between these dance partners.

1:45 - C-3P0 gazes longingly, deeply into the tortured soul of his creator, knowing that he'll never truly love him in return. Instead he must settle for a sentient beeping trash can. Life is cruel.

1:50 - Charleston! Charleston!

2:08 - The Vaders are practicing their Dracula moves for the upcoming school play.

2:14 - Actually, I think this might be some sort of mating ritual.

2:55 - A symbol of the eternal struggle.

3:06 - "Oh dear! They've left me here alone with all of these big hulking Vaders! Whatever shall I do?"

3:47 - And the city dwellers thought a giant gorilla on top of buildings was terrifying.